Mumble jumble in my head
Nothing seems to make sense
This and that dancing everywhere
And little bits of odds and ends
Did Dr. Seuss do this?
Recklessly careening through my day
This world can be hard to navigate
A lot of names I've been called
Weirdo and freak some concur
But my favorite of them all
Is dork, that's what I prefer
I'm definitely a little nuts
But also known for being a klutz
Has anyone else broke their arm three times
from falling off their bike?
I had to do it again and again
until I finally got it right
I know my mind can think strange things
And I really love Charlie Brown
Sometimes two words just don't go together
But they work great when you're having a meltdown
"Good Grief!" is always fun
And "Yikes!" I also like to say
Is your head spinning out of control?
Then I think I'll call it a day.